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Who Stole the Boston Cream Pie?

by Lewis Papier

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A woman overeats after being pressured to take the jab. “Medieval pop” by Turfseer.

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Who stole the Boston Cream Pie?

Feeling quite troubled, yes that’s been my mood
I’ll find a mixture of rich stuffing food
Eat till I madly can’t take anymore
Go to my closet
And then lock the door

Chorus: Who stole the Boston Cream Pie?
Now I’ll confess, no need to ask why
I’ll take my injection, won’t even wince
As per my physician, my heavenly prince

Now with the pie I’ll eat the whole thing
Then I’ll have chicken with ten tender wings
Wash it all down with some cream in my drink
Someone is coming I’ll be quick as a wink

Bridge (1) We’ll follow your trail, while you start to cry
Though you keep insisting, not I, not I
We must object you’re guilty as sin
Off with your heads, we know where you have been

Break

If I eat too much, I’ll end up quite sick
So I will be back with my candlestick
I’ll hide in the parlor, so they cannot see
If I am discovered, ‘tis the end of me

Bridge (2): I must be honest, I must be brave
And most of all be very afraid
Listen to them and ignore all the knaves
Follow instructions and you’ll surely be saved

Chorus: Who stole the Boston Cream Pie?
Now I’ll confess, no need to ask why
I’ll take my injection, won’t even wince
As per my physician, my heavenly prince

This seething hunger, I cannot control
All I must offer, is my very soul
I’ll submit to their pressure, (I’m) no more than a waif
Yes this is the price, for keeping quite safe

Break (high)

Bridge (1) We’ll follow your trail while you start to cry
Though you keep insisting, not I, not I
We must object you’re guilty as sin
Off with your heads, we know where you have been

Who stole the Boston Cream pie?
I’ll keep insisting not I, not I
I’ll wash it all down with some cream in my drink
Someone is coming, I’ll be quick as a wink, etc.

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released February 28, 2024
Music & Lyrics by Turfseer

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Lewis Papier New York, New York

A NYC-based singer/songwriter, Lewis Papier is heavily Beatles-influenced and believes most of the good stuff was written between the 60s and the 80s.

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